The REAL story of the 3 little pigs (know the law!)

You already know the mainstream media routinely manipulates our news stories, but did you know it’s also done a fast one with our fairytales? If you think you know the real story of the three little pigs you’re wrong. Here’s what REALLY happened:


Think the wolf is just a pork-hungry goon out there for a quick meal, taking advantage of poor-quality home construction? That’s what he WANTS you to think. The truth is way worse. The wolf is actually THE big guy in an elaborate syndicate of cub-goons, all doing his bidding.


One day one of the wolf’s goon-like cubs came across the first little pig. That cub knew exactly what to do, and it was going to be easy. After all, this first little pig had bought into the “guns are bad” narrative spun by the big bad wolf himself. To help “end gun violence” that piggy disarmed and left his home an easy target.

It only took minutes before that little piggy, and his house, was toast. Did the news media cover it? Nope. The wolf made sure of that. That wolf cub had a nice meal, and sent over a few scraps to the wolf, just as promised.


The next day that same cub came across the second little piggy. This little piggy was a little bit smarter than the first because he had a gun and had trained on it. This wasn’t going to go so well for the cub, but the wolf didn’t mind. You see, this little piggy still wasn’t smart enough to learn how to use his gun legally.

Did the wolf’s cub get shot? Yes. But the wolf got something even better than a tidbit of a snack. He got a narrative. “That evil pig MURDERED someone’s poor cub! That pig wasn’t lawfully defending his property, he was a gun nut!!”

And so, that little piggy went to jail for the rest of his life, and the big bad wolf got to add to his public narrative that gun control is NECESSARY. It was great. (For the wolf I mean, not the piggy. Or any other self-protective pigs for that matter.)


But the third little pig was the really smart one. He didn’t just protect his home from the cubs. He did so lawfully. He’d taken our latest course, “Defense of Property,” and learned how to stay safe from BOTH the cub AND the wolf’s narrative after.

Did this third pig effectively defend his home? Yep. And just as importantly, the big bad wolf could do nothing about it. Because that little piggy knew how to stay safe, legal, AND out of jail. Learn how to be the third little piggy by learning about our just-launched Law of Self Defense Course, “Defense of Property,” pointing your browser to:


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Big bad wolves aren’t always literally knocking on your door. Sometimes they’re bad guys, sometimes they’re malicious leaders intent on politically-motivated manipulations, and sometimes they’re actually good guys like prosecutors just doing their job. But their job is still harmful to you. Stay safe from ALL of these big bad wolves. Learn how with our just-launched course, “Defense of Property,” by pointing your browser to:


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You carry a gun so you’re hard to kill.

Know the law so you’re hard to convict.

-Stay Safe


Attorney Andrew F. Branca
Law of Self Defense LLC

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